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This is my favourite video on the entire internet.
Weird little alien karate-chop hands
^^^^^exactly was I thought watching this
“Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.”
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So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Guys.
Pearl was showing off his dick.
Man Overboard: I miss my girlfriend.
The Story So Far: I hate my girlfriend.
Neck Deep: I hate my girlfriend even more.
New Found Glory: I miss my girlfriend, but I love my friends.
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!: My girlfriend doesn't realize the importance of having friends.
Motion City Soundtrack: I miss my girlfriend so I'm gonna self-medicate by drinking this bottle of Jack Daniels...
State Champs: My girlfriend doesn't know a damn thing about me.
Four Year Strong: Who cares if I don't have a girlfriend? I'm gonna rise up and prevail anyway, also where's the pizza?
Green Day: I really fucking hate the government, so I dumped my girlfriend.
All Time Low: I've lost track of how many girlfriends I've had in the past year, also I'm covered in bras for some reason.
Real Friends: My girlfriend didn't appreciate my sleepy eyes and bony knees, so she dumped me.
Saves The Day: I wrote a 600 word essay on why I can't get a girlfriend.
Say Anything: I wrote a 1200 word essay on why I can't get a girlfriend.
Brand New: I wrote my masters thesis on why I miss my girlfriend and can never get over her.
Yellowcard: My girlfriend gave me PTSD.
Joyce Manor: My girlfriend left me because I didn't last that long in bed.
Tigers Jaw: Man, fuck having a girlfriend, what's the point?
Sum 41: I act as if I don't want a girlfriend, but I'm secretly very lonely and dislike being single.
The Wonder Years: I don't have a girlfriend, but I really hate my town.
A Day To Remember: I hate my girlfriend AND my town.
Blink-182: I fucked ur girlfriend in the ass, lol.
Brain scans reveal what dogs really think of us
Thanks to recent developments in brain imaging technology, we’re starting to get a better picture of the happenings inside the canine cranium.
That’s right — scientists are actually studying the brains of dogs. And what the studies show is welcome news for all dog owners: Not only do dogs seem to love us back, they actually see us as their family. It turns out that dogs rely on humans more than they do their own kind for affection, protection and everything in between.
What dogs are physically wired to notice about humans | Follow micdotcom
i am really on the verge of tears because i love dogs so much oh my god
The true story of Luna, a young, lonely, wild killer whale trying to befriend people on the rugged west coast of Vancouver Island. His story is shown beautifully in the heartbreaking documentary ‘The Whale’.
Not gonna cry not gonna cry
“I want a Disney film where the protagonist has a disability saves the day and is loved by all”
“I want a Disney film where the protagonist isn’t conventionally attractive and that doesn’t define their worth or ever stop them from being amazing”
“I want a Disney film where the main guy and the girl end up as friends”
“I want a Disney film with representation one that focuses on issues that are relevant in today’s world”
“I want a Disney film that has animation that is jaw dropping and irrefutably gorgeous”
“I want a Disney film where the Villain is terrifying and all too realistic”
“I want a Disney film that deals with complex issues”
“I want a Disney film with musical numbers that give me chills”
The Hunchback of Notre Dame shall always be the most underrated animated film from Disney anyone that has ever graced the silver screen.
One of my favorite Disney movies
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